tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

it’s true that simply killing billionaires would not fix problems inherent to capitalism but elon musk? you can’t tell me things wouldn’t be at least slightly more bearable

posts that aged VERY well

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alleycatboy:

alleycatboy:

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

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gouachevalier:

gamwthnzwhmou:

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

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crtter:

crtter:

crtter:

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

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thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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tharook:

tharook:

imanaires:

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding

relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?

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